Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
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If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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