Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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