dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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