Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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