party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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