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Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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