i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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