Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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