Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
