Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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