I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
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You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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