Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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