I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Apparently you make a good broom.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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