hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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