I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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