another moral hangover. fuck.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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