chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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