Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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