My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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