We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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