You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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