my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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