Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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