They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
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