i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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