WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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