this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
