doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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