i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
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When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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