Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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