My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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