question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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