All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
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The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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