Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
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