Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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