Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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