I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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