There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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