She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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