I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
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Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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