I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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