well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
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Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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