Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
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Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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