super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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