Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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