I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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