This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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