Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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