i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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