brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
What a fucking waste of an outfit
it hurts more in the daytime
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
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I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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