Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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