Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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