she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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then he tried to convert me to islam
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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