ugly people sure do ruin things
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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