The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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