So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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