Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
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If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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