i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
My life is pants optional.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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